So, when can you start? :p
June 19, 2008 at 12:15 pm | In Funny haha! Funny hehe!, Work It | 13 CommentsTags: call center opening, Eperformax Contact Centers, funny job application, iya santos, recruitment joke
My Resimay
To hoom it mae cunsern,
I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper. I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person. I no my spelling is not too good.
My salerery is open, I kin start emeditely. Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.
Sinseerly,
BRYAN
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short – below is a pickture of me.
Recruiter’s response:
Dear Bryan,
It’s OK honey, we’ve got spell check.
See you Monday.
Thank You
IYA
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Of course, you do realize that this is just a joke, right?
No? Eff you. What kind of recruiter do you take me for? :p
This was forwarded to me by Mike, one of our trainers. Such a motivating e-mail to a motivated recruiter. :p
Anyhoodles, our company is still looking for call center agents. If you know people as hot as Bryan who have finished at least 2 years in college and have excellent comm skills, refer them to me.
Thanks! Have a great day!
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listening to: Sister Act II – Oh Happy Day
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putrages muntik na ko maniwala! hahahahah!!
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they pay good and day job? pwede ba 1 month lang *lol
see you later!
Comment by chefsy — June 19, 2008 #
yep. we have day shifts and great compensation. (minsan nga naiinggit na ako sa agents namin eh hahaha)
sira. one month ka dyan! *palo sa pwet*
see ya later! :p
Comment by alphasensei — June 19, 2008 #
hahahahahaha. That’s all. putek!
Comment by mafi — June 19, 2008 #
kung ito ang applicant ilalagay ko shang shift manager. hehe! BTW I have a very close friend na work ngayon jan. blogger din sha ng wordpress.
Comment by bonniefazzyoo — June 20, 2008 #
sheks, i dindnat knew thet your gonne used my resimey as eksampol.. bat its ok..
Comment by defpotec — June 20, 2008 #
bonnie: really? ano site nya?
and what acct / dept sya dito?
def: shettt… bryan ikaw pa la yan. be here on monday. i got spell check ready for you. bwahahaha.
Comment by alphasensei — June 20, 2008 #
bpi buendia. IP Relay.
Comment by bonniefazzyoo — June 20, 2008 #
i meant what’s your friend’s website?
Comment by alphasensei — June 22, 2008 #
hehehe! blog hopping.
Comment by raf — July 7, 2008 #
hi raf! hop anytime you want!
Comment by alphasensei — July 8, 2008 #
I worked in collections. glad I don’t have that nose bleeding encounter(if ever meron talagang ganyan which i doubt). Di ko yan carry,haha.
I still believe that walang pinoy na ganyan. Mataas tingin ko sa mga noypi!
Comment by raf — July 8, 2008 #
unfortunately maraming pinoy na ganyan… pero mas marami pa rin namang pinoy na magagaling.
Comment by alphasensei — July 8, 2008 #
Iya, I can’t beleiv yuo towld evrywun abowt mee.
Comment by DarthWalker — August 23, 2008 #