My dearest friends, colleagues, co-bloggers, lover(s), relatives and stalkers, you have exactly one month to get a birthday gift for me. :p

Hala, sige. Mag-impok na para may pambili!

Here’s a list of the things I want and expect to get.

01 Poetry
Write something for me. Unleash your creative pambobola.

02 Flowers
Except red roses please. Potted flowers are welcome. ‘Pag pangit, ibabato ko sa ulo mo ‘yung paso.

03 A turquoise two-piece swimsuit
Or hotpink. Or sunshine yellow.

04 Original Good Girl Gone Bad album
Yeah. The one by Rihanna. I have a big lesbian crush on her. Not.

05 The World’s Greatest Salesman or 48 Laws of Power
Damn the asshole who stole my books.

06 All expense paid B&B
Preferably here. Haha. Ilusyonada.

07 Harana
I’m not talking about the song of Parokya ni Edgar!

08 Victoria’s Secret Blossoming Romance
This smells yummy.

09 A Boo Doll
Boo – that cute kid in Monsters Inc.

10 Gigantic poster of Justin Timberlake
Or better yet, give JT to me. Blindfolded. LOL.

11 The Godfather Trilogy DVD
And watch it with me.

12 A date
Friendly dates are welcome. 🙂

13 Compilation of my favorite 90’s dance hits
Don’t forget Dying Inside by Timmy Thomas! Hahaha!

14 Dinner in Sophie’s Garden
Complete with dress-up.

15 Tequila
Dangerous, but well…

16 A BIG bag.
Camel or ecru would be nice.

17 Enchanted Kingdom Tickets!
Let’s go! Pwera sa Space Shuttle!

18 Vacation Leave
Ahem, ahem… calling my Sup!

19 BTS with 26 candles
Better Than Sex from Gayuma

20 A locket
With my picture. Haha. Or yours?

21 Pillowcases
Star and Moon design

22 Red stilettos
Size 9. Yeah, yeah. I have big feet.

23 An ADMU jacket
Don’t ask. Basta, I want one.

24 “UP ako. Eh Ikaw?” shirt
Please check the University Mall.

25 FLOWERS!
Just to emphasize. Hehe. I don’t think you understood the first time.

26 SURPRISE ME.
I trust that you can think of something nice to do and make me happy.

Please make me happy.

🙂

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listening to: Moony – Flying Away