Baby is overrated.

Jean, ex-boyf of my friend Carrie just added me in Friendster. I was trying to recall his complete name. Instead, I remembered what they called each other eons ago.

Munchkin and Ketchup.

WTF? Pocketful of bile!!!

May scarcity ba ng baby, sweetie, o honey noon? Blllleccchh!

I asked them why they chose those hideous, out of orbit terms of endearment. They simply said it had something to do with how they met each other.

Oh, I can only speculate that it had something to do with eating munchkins dunked in ketchup during their first (movie) date, Meet the Parents.

Jean already saw the movie when he asked Carrie out. Little did he know that she watched it on vcd before it came out in cinemas. Awww… lying for love.

Again, pocketful of bile!!!

Hmmm… when they remember those times, do they have the urge to immediately kill themselves?

Just wondering.

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listening to: Angela Bofill – You Should Know By Now

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11 Comments

  1. Z'riz

     /  May 20, 2008

    hmmm seems to me it was a break-up waiting to happen…lying on their first date….

    WP-Pinoys hopping! 🙂

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  2. hahaha! you made me laugh, Iya..

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  3. bernee

     /  May 21, 2008

    munchkin is fugly but normal.

    but ketchup? ketchup?!!?!!@#$%@@##$?!?

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  4. bernee

     /  May 21, 2008

    and while we’re at it, JEAN is a boy? boy-boy not girl who wants to be a boy?

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  5. z’riz: thanks for the visit! 🙂

    liz: haha im glad this made you laugh! :p ako natatawa na nasusuka sa muchkin at ketchup na yan eh.

    bernee: jean (as in zhaaan) is a boy. you know, with a penis and all.

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  6. haha. natawa naman daw ako…

    ehhh ikaw iya… ano terms of endearment nyo (if meron or just in case magkaroon)?

    hehe. nangungulit lang.

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  7. hiyee jepoy!

    IROG.

    bwahahaha

    joke lang. i stick with the basic stuff. baby is fine. :p

    boring ako eh. haha.

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  8. errr.. my endearment name for my “honey’s” were PICKLE and PEBBLE, almost had PESTO and HUMMUS hahahahahahah!!!

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  9. pesto and hummus? shet. sumasakit ulo. hahaha!

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  10. desiderata

     /  July 29, 2008

    ++

    ,,ahaha!
    ,,mas okay pa nga ung munchkin at ketchup eh..
    ,,kesa naman jutjut at jugjug..
    ,,ahaha..
    ,,terms of endearment namin dati ng bf qng masokista! ^^,
    (pero lab q)
    ,,ngaun mami at dadi na! hakhak

    ++
    ^_^

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  11. desiderata

     /  July 29, 2008

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    ,,haha!

    ,,putek may naalala aq!

    ,,worst terms of endearment!

    “pukelya” at juten”

    ,,tsk tsk!

    ++
    terms.of.endearment.ni.joms.at.ex.niya

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