10 hours ago

My YM status: Dear Lord, Please let David Cook win. My life depends on it. Love lots, Iya

Oryx: Baket?!?!?!
Iya: Aside from the fact that I am madly in love with Cook and his facial hair, nakipagpustahan ako eh.
Oryx: Ano wager?
Iya: Basta, malupet.
Oryx: Eh sorry ka na lang. Nag-novena na ako for 9 days para si David Archuleta ang manalo!
Me: Bad ka!
Oryx: Bumisita pa ako sa Black Nazarene para si David Archuleta ang maging winner!
Me: You’re hurting me!
Oryx: If I were you, magdasal ka na sa mga santo. Unahin mo na si Sta. Filomena!
Me: Ite-threaten ko na lang si Lucifer. I’m not going to take over hell kung gagawin niya ang lahat ng paraan para si David Cook ang manalo.
Oryx: Mate-threaten talaga siya d’yan! Hahaha!

10 minutes ago…

*ring riiiing riiiiiing*

Mama: Anak! Nanalo si David!
Me: Waaaah! Sinong David?!?!?!?!?
Mama: Yung matangkad!
Me: Height is relative! Sinong David?!@#@!!!!???
Mama: Yung balbas sarado!
Me: Yaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhoooooooooooo! This is the happiest day of my liiiiiiiiiife!!! I love you, Mama ko!!!!!!
Mama: Anak… OA ka.

OA NA KUNG OA.

Basta. Ako ay natutuwa, nagagalak, napapa-tumbling sa pagkapanalo ni Cookie!

GIVE IT UP FOR THE 7TH AMERICAN IDOL!

CONGRATS, DAVID COOK!

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVE YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU!!!

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I do hope David Archuleta won’t get major ass-whooping from his fugly, overbearing backstage father!

He can blame it on Simon’s kiss of death. Knockout pala ha. Hahaha!!

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listening to: the whole floor talking about the AI finals