My Resimay

To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper. I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person. I no my spelling is not too good.

My salerery is open, I kin start emeditely. Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.

Sinseerly,

BRYAN

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short – below is a pickture of me.

Recruiter’s response:

Dear Bryan,

It’s OK honey, we’ve got spell check.

See you Monday.

Thank You

IYA

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Of course, you do realize that this is just a joke, right?

No? Eff you. What kind of recruiter do you take me for? :p

This was forwarded to me by Mike, one of our trainers. Such a motivating e-mail to a motivated recruiter. :p

Anyhoodles, our company is still looking for call center agents. If you know people as hot as Bryan who have finished at least 2 years in college and have excellent comm skills, refer them to me.

Thanks! Have a great day!

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listening to: Sister Act II – Oh Happy Day