My Resimay
To hoom it mae cunsern,
I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper. I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person. I no my spelling is not too good.
My salerery is open, I kin start emeditely. Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.
Sinseerly,
BRYAN
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short – below is a pickture of me.
Recruiter’s response:
Dear Bryan,
It’s OK honey, we’ve got spell check.
See you Monday.
Thank You
IYA
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Of course, you do realize that this is just a joke, right?
No? Eff you. What kind of recruiter do you take me for? :p
This was forwarded to me by Mike, one of our trainers. Such a motivating e-mail to a motivated recruiter. :p
Anyhoodles, our company is still looking for call center agents. If you know people as hot as Bryan who have finished at least 2 years in college and have excellent comm skills, refer them to me.
Thanks! Have a great day!
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listening to: Sister Act II – Oh Happy Day
Iya Santos Online 
chefsy
/ June 19, 2008putrages muntik na ko maniwala! hahahahah!! :))
they pay good and day job? pwede ba 1 month lang *lol
see you later!
alphasensei
/ June 19, 2008yep. we have day shifts and great compensation. (minsan nga naiinggit na ako sa agents namin eh hahaha)
sira. one month ka dyan! *palo sa pwet*
see ya later! :p
mafi
/ June 19, 2008hahahahahaha. That’s all. putek!
bonniefazzyoo
/ June 20, 2008kung ito ang applicant ilalagay ko shang shift manager. hehe! BTW I have a very close friend na work ngayon jan. blogger din sha ng wordpress.
defpotec
/ June 20, 2008sheks, i dindnat knew thet your gonne used my resimey as eksampol.. bat its ok..
alphasensei
/ June 20, 2008bonnie: really? ano site nya? 🙂 and what acct / dept sya dito?
def: shettt… bryan ikaw pa la yan. be here on monday. i got spell check ready for you. bwahahaha.
bonniefazzyoo
/ June 20, 2008bpi buendia. IP Relay.
alphasensei
/ June 22, 2008i meant what’s your friend’s website? 🙂
raf
/ July 7, 2008hehehe! blog hopping. 🙂
alphasensei
/ July 8, 2008hi raf! hop anytime you want! 🙂
raf
/ July 8, 2008I worked in collections. glad I don’t have that nose bleeding encounter(if ever meron talagang ganyan which i doubt). Di ko yan carry,haha.
I still believe that walang pinoy na ganyan. Mataas tingin ko sa mga noypi! 😆 😆 😆
alphasensei
/ July 8, 2008unfortunately maraming pinoy na ganyan… pero mas marami pa rin namang pinoy na magagaling. 🙂
DarthWalker
/ August 23, 2008Iya, I can’t beleiv yuo towld evrywun abowt mee.