To hoom it mae cunsern,
I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper. I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person. I no my spelling is not too good.
My salerery is open, I kin start emeditely. Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short – below is a pickture of me.
It’s OK honey, we’ve got spell check.
See you Monday.
Of course, you do realize that this is just a joke, right?
No? Eff you. What kind of recruiter do you take me for? :p
This was forwarded to me by Mike, one of our trainers. Such a motivating e-mail to a motivated recruiter. :p
Thanks! Have a great day!
listening to: Sister Act II – Oh Happy Day