From Mutant to Shopaholic to Toni and Sam to Oscar Winner

I haven’t seen Wolverine yet. Booooo! Probably because I ditched a certain invite (uhhh date?) to watch it in Greenbelt. My debede has been lying around for 3 weeks and each time I try to watch it, the most unawesome thing happens. Brownout, OT, and or downright fatigue.

Yesterday, I told myself that I will go home early Tuesday night to watch it once and for all. BUT by the time I was on my way home, I realized my brain couldn’t take anything serious, so I thought it would be best if I just watch something funny. Because I just finished my Confessions of A Shopaholic ebook, I decided, it will be my movie for ze night.

I bought a pirated copy from this balyena looking vendor in Boni and went home. I hurriedly finished dinner because I couldn’t wait to see Rebecca and Suze. I didn’t even bother having an after-dinner ciggie break. I popped the dic in the player and waited for the options to appear.

La la la…

Hmmm, weird. That lady on the screen doesn’t look like Isla Fischer. And that boy beside her doesn’t look like any guy described in the book! Waiiiittt, waaaaiiiiitttt, waaaaiiiiittt. Whoa-lee fugg! I’ve been duped by the babaeng balyena!

That’s not Confessions of A Shopaholic! That’s You Got Me! And that’s Toni Gonzaga and Sam Milby!

Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhh! I swear I’m going to whack that fat lady using the debede strapped on a shovel!

Totally ruined my night! Hehe, fine, mea culpa I didn’t check the disc first. And bleh on me for supporting piracy.

Imagine… from Wolverine to Confessions to You Got Me.

Oh well, to not disappoint my cousin who was also excited to watch Confessions, we watched Slumdog Millionaire. My third time to watch it, actually. Good thing I really like it, except the poopoo scene.

I will watch Wolverine tomorrow. Right after iskandaluhin ko si babeng balyena.

Must.Watch.Hugh.Jackman.Muuuuuuuuusssssstttttttt!

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listening to: Lily Allen – Fuck You

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