Lines from the heart, head and other parts…

The New Bunny Family Motto
“Hindi na ako maghihintay, pero hindi rin ako lalayo!”
— Iya Santos

Advice Re: the Last Ex
“Ang part 2, para maintindihan mo ang Part 1. Hindi para tapusin niyo ang Part 1!”
— Besty Eunice

Haha, Harsh but Funny!
*JD inaasar si Wiley*
JD: Uy, Wiley joke lang ha!
Wiley: Sus, wala yon. Ikaw naman, para namang may bearing ka sa’kin.

*Benji inaasar si Ace*
Benji: Magiging parang Dyem ka na!
Ace: Gago ka, Benji! Mamamatay ka rin!!!

*Pinagtutulungan namin si baby bunny*
Iya: Come on, Kwe. For Pussycat Dolls tickets, take one for the team!!!
Kwe: Waaaahhhh! Mommy! Noooooo!!!!
Iya: Kwe, 4 months pa lang kitang anak… 4 years na akong fan ng Pussycat dolls. Do itttt!!!!

Asaran about a Pseudo Relationship
Me: Hayop ka, kinaliwa mo ako!
EJay: Oo nga, hindi ko pinasok!

Para sa Linggo ng Wika
Iya: OMG! Oh My God!
Kassy: ODK! O Diyos Ko!

For Party Nights That You Totally Have the Wrong Outfit (like last Friday in Manor)
“It’s not the party clothes. It’s the party attitude!”
— Iya Santos

Choose The Lesser Evil
Iya: Nai-stress ka sa office? Ako ren! Tara, lakwatsa tayo tonight!
Jap: Sige, ano kaya isusuot ko?
Iya: Ewan ko. Ano rin kaya isusuot ko? Hmmm… Shet, may pimple ako.
Jap: Di ko pa napapakain yung mga pusa…
Iya: Ang hirap naman nito. Makabalik na nga lang ng office.

What’s More Important than Watching Porn?
Ms Piglet: Haha, nakapanood na kaya kami ng porn together!
Mommy Bunny: Eh ano ngayon kung nakapanood na kayo ng porn together? Eh hindi naman kayo nakagawa ng porn together!

Drinking Buddies Offer The Best Support
Aloy: Nakakainis ‘yung bagong Colt.
Mark: Baket?
Aloy: Ang lakas eh, 7.2% alcohol! Nalalasing ako!
Mark: Tara, practice tayo!

Ministop vs. 7-11
Kas: Mas masarp kaya food sa Ministop!
Iya: Sarap ng shrimp siomai and chicken!
kas: Oo nga, lalo na yung bagong luto na chicken!
Joko: May slurpee naman ang 7-11!
Iya: Slurpee supot! 7-11 supot!

Para Dun sa Nang-Iwan sa Akin sa Ere
“Bumagyo sana kung nasaan ka man. ‘Pag nilamig ka, yakapin mo yang lintek na pride mo.”
— Iya Santos

Initial Reaction When Michael Jackson Died
“Madonna, don’t leave meeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!”
— Iya Santos

—–

I had fun listening to/saying/writing those lines. I’m guessing this will be a regular thing. Hmmm… ๐Ÿ™‚

Feel free to share!

—–

listening to: The late, great King of Pop, Michael Jackson – Jam

Leave a comment

5 Comments

  1. jaimie

     /  July 12, 2009

    hilarious! odk!

    Reply
  2. joko

     /  July 12, 2009

    ODK!!!

    dyusko i remember sa may United Nations Avenue pa kami naggaganyan!
    hahaha!

    Reply
  3. JD inaasar si Wiley*
    JD: Uy, Wiley joke lang ha!
    Wiley: Sus, wala yon. Ikaw naman, para namang may bearing ka saโ€™kin.

    Panalo! ๐Ÿ˜€

    Reply
  4. jaimie: ikr! :p

    joko: and dkd!

    teeyah: korek, at talagang sobrang cool pagkakasabi ni wiley nyan. panalo talaga!

    Reply
  5. haha ang saya naman nito ๐Ÿ˜€

    Reply

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: