I’d totally rock this simple yet chic Victoria Beckham look.

Steps on how to rock it:

1. Starve myself for at least 30 days.
2. Get a football superstar/demigod husband and… errrr… exercise together.
3. Give birth to gorgeous kids that I will clothe in matching designer apparel.
4. Get my eyes behind big sunglasses.
5. Wrap my paper-thin body in Vogue-worthy luxe items.
6. Repeat last part of step 5.

Been doing Step 1 for a week now and I think it has caused me to write this absurd entry. Glucose imbalance, hello.

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Sorry, I can’t remember where I got the image. Yahoo! gallery, perhaps?

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listening to: Victoria Beckham – Let Your Head Go