Let’s play tennis!

Friends With Benefits is your average rom-com with 2 “emotionally-damages” yuppies agreeing to a no strings attached arrangement and eventually choosing to be in a committed relationship. Career (mis)adventures and family quirks happen in between carnal rampage and falling in love. And of course, there’s always a sick or dying person to tell one of the characters that you have to recognize and cherish the love of your life. Do not let that person slip away. Classic.

I suggest you see this movie in the big screen if you:

1. have a crush on Justin Timberlake (most def brought sexy back)
2. have a crush on Mila Kunis (sorry, she was hotter in Black Swan)
3. have fallen in love with a close or best friend (dun dun dun…),
4. and/or have been in a no-emotions kind of thing (DUNNNNNNN!!!!).

Needless to say, but I’ll say it anyway, I saw the movie because of
some of those reasons. Including #2. :p Whaaaattt? I think seeing her ass is better than seeing JT’s. Hehe.

By the way, this is waaaaaaaay better than Kutcher and Portman’s No Strings Attached.

I almost did not watch FWB as I was afraid that it would bring forth a storm of emotions I couldn’t deal with. With No Other Woman also being screened, I couldn’t help but remember my dark ages. HARHARHAR. Anyway, I watched Friends With Benefits on the same day I saw Next to Normal , that after the beautiful yet depressing play, I had to watch something that would make me laugh my heart out.

I watched it with Joko who I am sure did not watch it because of reason #4. LOLOLOLOLOL

Dylan: “Why do women think the only way to get a man to do what they want is to manipulate him?”
Jamie: “History, personal experience, romantic comedies.”

We both loved the soundtrack especially the songs by Foster The People’s Pumped Up Kicks and Semisonic’s (yep, not Third Eye Blind’s) Closing Time. She liked Woody Harrelson’s character as Justin’s gay colleague and I liked Modern Family’s Luke as JT’s nephew. And of course, we were both amused (and amazed) by some lines. I even had a moment when I shouted, “Teka, I know that line! I fucking know that line!”.
I even tweeted that I found Friends With Benefits more depressing than Next to Normal. That’s an exaggeration, of course. But fine, some scenes made me wonder why our story did not end with a flashmob and a horse-drawn carriage ride. 🙂

Anyway. To explain this entry’s title.

Jamie: “I miss sex.”
Dylan: “I miss sex too.”
Jamie: “I mean sometimes you just need it.”
Dylan: “Why does it always have to come with complications?”
Jamie: “And emotion!”
Dylan: “It’s a physical act, like playing tennis.”
Jamie: “Do you want more beer?” (Bends over, giving Dylan a clear view of her bottom)
Dylan: “Let’s play tennis!”


Dylan (Justin Timberlake) and Jamie (Mila Kunis) think it’s going to be easy to add the simple act of sex to their friendship, despite what Hollywood romantic comedies would have them believe. They soon discover however that getting physical really does always lead to complications.

Source: IMDB

(as if you needed this after everything I just said! hahahahahahaha!)


listening to: Kris Kross – Jump

Shock Value II Tour Photos

A hundred sexy thanks (haha paano yun?) to Joanna Katrina for the superb pictures, to Carla for lending us the awesome Pacey (ze camera), and to the 2 Carlo’s for the Gold and VIP tickets!

But with these… moshpit quality, yes? =)

dinner @ Hooters

happy Carlo & steady Me after the Hooters Girls’ YMCA stupid dance prod

Timbo! Come on, Joko… scream!!!!!

Jojo & Timbo singing Losing Control

Jojo singing Too Little Too Late (Too Bad me thinks)

Justin in the house!!!!

JT! JT! JT! Ay Timbo, anjan ka pala!

The Best Tag Team

Kahit b&w, sexy pa rin.

Beatbox, baby. Drop those beats!!!!







Enjoy staring, people! Happy happy! =)


listening to: Timbaland feat Keri Hilson – Scream


Last night was worth the stress, tummy ache, tears, some Timbo lulls, and JoJo’s ugly singing of her very own song for you.

I love you, Justin!

Thank you for singing Sexy Back!


inyourface JT/Timbo/JoJo photos coming up…


listening to:  JT – Cry Me a River

Marching On…

Because I am currently addicted to Timbaland (your fault again, Joko.)

because I used to obsess on Justin Timberlake
and, fine–

also because there was a time when Jojo sang my life with Too Little Too Late
I am going to…

I will be there with probably half of the female population.

Dear universe, please make JT sing more than 5 songs. I love Timbaland, but I have no idea how on earth he can go all hippity-hop by himself. Also, if you can, find a proxy for Jojo… say Madonna!!!!!! For Four Minutes live!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahaha!!!

* poster from http://www.ticketworld.com.ph/newsreleases/article1066.asp


listening to: Timbaland – Marching On

4 Minutes

Let’s save the world by listening to THE QUEEN (of my music player) and MY HUBBY (in a parallel universe)! Madge and JT’s collab isn’t as pop-py as I expected but I lovelovelove it anyway. 🙂 Gotta get my hands on a copy of Hard Candy. Tic-toc-tic-toc!


Anyhoodles, let’s see what these two music moguls have to say about consciousness, control freaks, being a bitch, and then some. Cough, cough.

“Straight men need to be emasculated. I’m sorry. They all need to be slapped around. Women have been kept down for too long. Every straight guy should have a man’s tongue in his mouth at least once.”
– Madonna, O Magazine, January 2004

“That consciousness is everything and that all things begin with a thought. That we are responsible for our own fate, we reap what we sow, we get what we give, we pull in what we put out. I know these things for sure.”
– Madonna, O Magazine, January 2004

To be brave is to love someone unconditionally, without expecting anything in return. To just give. That takes courage, because we don’t want to fall on our faces or leave ourselves open to hurt.
– Madonna, O Magazine, January 2004

“The world has always been full of Madonna wannabes and I might have even dated a couple. … She [Madona] has still found time to kiss someone I may or may not have publicly kissed myself. Of course you know I was talking about Sean Penn.”
– Justin Timberlake, upon introducing Madonna at the Rock ‘n’ Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony in NYC on Monday night

“People always ask if she is the control freak people say she is. Hell yeah! We had a recording session in London and I wasn’t feeling well. She said: ‘Would you like a B12 shot?’ She reached into her handbag, pulled a ziplock bag of B12 syringes and says: ‘Drop ’em.’ I don’t know what you say to that, so I dropped my pants. She gave me the shot in my ass. It was one of the greatest days of my life. That is what Madonna will always be to us. The shot in the ass when we really need it.”
– Justin Timberlake, upon introducing Madonna at the Rock ‘n’ Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony in NYC on Monday night

And my all-time favorite…

“I’m tough, I’m ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.”

Yeah, that line is going to change and save the word.

Just you wait!!! Tic-toc-tic-toc…


listening to: Madonna and Justin Timberlake feat Timbaland – 4 Minutes

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