The End (It’s About Time) of The Twilight Saga

The last installment of the Twilight Saga is actually pretty good. And no. I have not gone cuckoo. Breaking Dawn Part 2 is the best (but this ain’t saying much hahaha) among the 5 movies.

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And the reasons why I think so are…

1. Forget Edward the constipated-looking vampire. Forget Jacob the pedo-werewolf. Ang gwapo ni Carlisle!!! Ampogiiiii!!!

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2. Fine. Forget Carlisle. Ang ganda ni Alice!!! I happen to have a girlcrush on Ashley Greene. I really think she’s gorgeous. And fyi, she and Olivia Wilde have some girl to girl action in quite forgettable movie, Butter.

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3. Her name is weird but Renesmee is pretty cute. My imagination’s pretty spot on when I was reading the book. The kid in the movie looks exactly like the kid I pictured. And yeah. I read all 4 books. You can ask me why but I do not have to answer. Hehe.

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4. The father and daughter scene made tear up because I remembered my Daddy when Charlie was attempting to crack a joke even when he looked as if he’s gonna break down any minute and I was so happy for Kristen Stewart for showing some semblance of emotion in that scene.

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5. I did not expect such awesome fight scenes. The battle of The Cullens (and friends) versus The Volturi entertained me more than the whole of Skyfall. Ang daming pugutan ng ulo! Yehey!!! Bwahahaha!!!!!

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6. The OST is beautiful. I don’t care what you think, music snobs. I’m downloading the entire album and listening to A Thousand Years by Christina Perri.

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I’m happy with how the movie version of the Twilight series ended. And some are just happy that it finally ended. Haha.

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listening to: Iron & Wine – Always On My Mind

Twilight sucks, but I love RPatzzz.

If you can still remember, I already blogged what I thought about the saga.

Here, check.

https://psychosomaticaddictinsane.wordpress.com/2008/08/20/you-know-youve-reached-fiction-hell-when/

So yes, I think the Twilight Series sucks. I just feel that I have to explain to those people who think I’m literary slumming. Haha.

I didn’t think the movie sucked because I think Robert Pattinson is hot and the visuals were pretty nice. Daming puno! Love it! :p Expected ko naman na bullshit ang story eh, so keri lang. I wasn’t disappointed. I came prepared.

I’ve had a crush on RPatzzz Cedric Diggory days pa lang. Zac Efron who? I shall be dissecting the magic of Edward Cullen soon. 🙂

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listening to: Hairspray on HBO

Cedric Diggory with fangs is hot!

Edward: I don’t have the strength to stay away from you anymore…
Bella: Then don’t.

I expected Twilight to suck and it didn’t. Yaaaaay! I even liked it! I might even watch it again!!!

The basic trick for enjoyment is to lower your expectations to the ground.

It helped that the 1st first book is the only book that I liked from the series. I hated New Moon the most, so I guess I’d have to lower my expectations to the earth’s core to see it next year without barfing.

John Lloyd and JT are going to have to take the backseat. I am Robert Pattinson-obsessed now. And probably, so are you.

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listening to: Collective Soul – Tremble for My Beloved (Twilight OST)

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