Brit’s been hacked!

Say whaaaaaaat ?

Ohhhhhh…

Poor Brit! Her hacker prolly is one of those prudes who banned her because  of If You Seek Amy. Yes self righteous fucktards, it means F-U-C-K Me. Upped the ante, she’s now doing a three. Deal with it.

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listening to: Britney Spears – 3

I’m back, bitches!

Not that I really left.

But I was addicted to Tumblr for some time and I didn’t get to post here as often as waaaaaaay before.

No, wait.

I was continuously posting, but 4 out of 5 entries weren’t really writing.

Thus, the automatic word conjured by my synapses was posting.

So, fine, I’m back to blogging.

I wonder when I will get to write again… Need to get my creative juices going. But how?

a. Fall in love and write mushy stuff again? Putangina. No way. Sapakan na lang o.

b. Read really interesting blogs to turn on the envy mode and get all competitive and shiz like that? Possible, but I’m sane enough to know that I cannot compete with literary demigods.

c. Quit job and stop wasting too much time watching How I Met Your Mother dvds? Fuck no. I love Barney too much. Oh, and I love my work, too. Lol @ 3sec delay.

d. Threaten self with a whack on the head for every week without an awesome post? Pwede. Sige ito na lang.

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listening to: David Archuleta – Crush

Say Cheese!

What I ate yesterday:

Breakfast

Mister Donut coffee + chocolate cheese enSAYAmada

Lunch

McDonald’s fries + Coke float + cheeseburger

Dinner

orange juice + 4 kinds of Italianni’s pizza c/o Phil Star (we won best booth in their fair again! my fave among all 4 was the quattro formaggio/four cheese pizza)

Midnight Snack

water + Cello’s cheese donut (bottom middle)

So what do these have in common?

(Aside from being yummilicious and guaranteed to stuff cellulites in my thighs?)

Yes! They all have cheese! Thus, they are all love!

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listening to: Pitbull – Hotel Room Service

Zambales * 110809

Busy.
No time to kwento with words.
Here. Pics.

sun + sea  – red horse

baby bunny and mommy bunny = surfers hahaha

hubaran si exbf!!!

cheers to good times!

after surf chill

with surfstar layla and paolo

the gang

OK. That’s it.
I’m out!

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listening to: psychological noise

Adios. Puñeta.

Goodbye, Tumblr.

Inagaw na ang lahat sa akin.

WordPress, don’t ever leave me.

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listening to: some strange song

No More Nameless Rhythm

I’m ecstatic! I know now the title of the song that I’ve been wanting to know since last year.

It was only 2 hours ago when I was shopping that I got to properly hear snippets of the lyrics. See, I only hear it before when I clubbing. So with the speakers blaring and one too many cocktails toying with my senses, I couldn’t understand a damn word.

Then in a certain shop in Cash & Carry, I heard you’re saying baby i’ll take you for a ride… saved the words in my phone and as soon as I got home I googled it and…. voila!

It’s
Ida Corr vs. Fedde Le Grand – Let Me Think About It

Wooohooo! I’m so happy!

So happy as if I found the cure for HIV or infinite human stupidity.

Wooohooo! Dance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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listening to: Ida Corr vs. Fedde Le Grand – Let Me Think About It

Makes Me Wonder

If I can redo the list of the 7 Ancient Wonders of The World, I’d take out the Colossus of Rhodes (who cares about a naked bronze god, really? hard? duh. statue. pointless.) and put in Stonehenge. Hel-lo? Why put it in the Medieval Wonders list when it’s been around 2500 BC, same time as the Great Pyramid of Giza.

Stonehenge is by all means… well… wonderous! Like, WTF? How’d those gigantic rocks (mmm… stones) get there? Through dinosaurs? Aliens? King Arthur? Jean Grey’s telekinesis?

Totally blows my mind… Makes you wonder, too, eh?

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listening to: 5ive – We Will Rock You

An Open Letter to Carla’s Stalkers

Bitches,

Why do you go out of your way to make someone’s life miserable? She’s pregnant, for crying out loud!!! And goddamn you all for involving my unborn godchild into this pathetic mess. Mike loves her. She loves Mike. They have families and friends who love them. If you bitches only try to act like humans for once, you know try to practice understanding and compassion, then maybe you can also be loved and you wouldn’t have to waste your time in evil anonymity.

Stop harrassing my friend.

Or else.

And I fucking mean it, there is an OR ELSE.

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listening to: nothing

Excerpt from The FB Chat with The Crush from Gradeschool

Him: It’s nice to know you still remember me.
Me: Yea, of course I remember you. I will not be shocked if YOU don’t remember me. Haha.
Him: Haha, I remember my batchmates!
(As if makakalimutan niya ako, eh sobrang pathetic, stalker-ish yung pagkacrush ko sa kanya when we were 12! To a point na pina-recopy ko yung gradpic niya. Mga 3 dozens yata! At major kinaibigan ko yung sister niya. At pinapadaan ko lagi yung driver ni Daddy sa village nila na sobraaaaang layo sa bahay namin.)
Me: Ok, then you do.
Him: Are you married now?
Me: Huwatttt? Hell no.
Him: Significant other?
Me: (puta, I can’t believe we’re having this conversation) Uhhh, the SO and I parted ways for good last month.
Him: I’m sorry to hear that. Are you ok now?
Me: Yep. Swimming in a sea of emotional void. Hehehehe.
Him: You’ll meet the right one sooner that you expect.
Me: Wow, coming from experience? Are you married now?
Him: No, but i’m in love!
Me: (putaputa, lahat na lang in love!) Good for you. (?) Schoolmate natin?
Him: You know I’m secretive.
Me: So, schoolmate nga natin. Hahahahaha. Getting married na?
Him: No. Kelangan ko muna umuwi ng Pilipinas. Hindi ko pa alam sa girl.
Me: So, nasaan ka nga?
Him:
Me: You’re not in Singapore anymore, right?
Him: Wala na. I’d rather not say.
Me: Ayaw pa sabihin. Don’t worry. Hindi na kita crush. I will not stalk you.
Him: Ha??? That’s not what I meant!!!!! Huuuuyyyy!

Hehehe, I was just trying to push my luck. I know that he won’t tell me because he experienced a reallyreallybad incident here in Pinas almost a decade ago, and he’s limiting his connection with everyone here. I hope he’ll be able to come to terms with his past. He’s such a good guy. buti pa noong gradeschool ako, marunong ako pumili. Hehe. I’m glad I got to talk to him again. : ) I’ll be gladder if I see him next year when he comes home for a visit.

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listening to: Totally Fucked from the Spring Awakening OST

Southside 4 The Halloween

My 4 original Halloween options were
* Cream Ball (with no real costume… gasp!!!)
* Zenses Party (for the liquid nitrogen goodies)
* NU Rock Awards (because of the sayang tickets RJ gave) and
* Booze Stop (just because it’s just right there)

Because of the blasted typhoon Santi, I ended up spending Friday night…
* meeting up with Doc Cj to give him a pep talk about the Real surf trip (no, I did not tell him to do a “tunnel”, though he might have believed me. newbie!)
* having 2 dinners, both Japanese (yum!)
* reading old magazines (apparently, there are stuff in Cosmo that i don’t know about. or i might have just forgotten?)
* watching The Ugly Truth (Katherine Heigl is my new Julia Roberts. can’t help but picture Gerard Butler screaming Spaaarrrrrrttttaaaaaa!!!)

And so I finished watching 3am, drifted off to dreamlalaland and woke up to:
* an SMS from Ibou that said, “Ma’am sorry po. Hindi po ako makakapasok. Nagliliparan na po mga bubong dito. Natatakot po akong lumabas.” Hmmm, roofs flying? WTH’s happened? Santi did.
* no water
* no electricity
* no way to stay in this part of Makati…

So, I went to Joko’s house in Laguna. There, I…
* ate a lot. It goes without saying, actually. Hehe.
* played with her babies, Napoleon Visa and Happy Dollar. I have a shih tzu and a boston terrier for granchildren?
* took Bie’s tarot deck for a jumpstart
* nagshower, naghilamos, nangtoothbrush using mineral water

After which, we went out to celebrate Halloween sans the trick or treat. We
* had pizza and pasta in Brooklyn. Saw Eunice there who for some reason, kept baring her shoulder. LOL.
* went to Ruins to buy dvd’s (Wheee! bought Lost Worlds documentary, American Psycho and Across The Universe. Joko bought a lot. Panic buying yata tawag dun!)
* went to Conti’s to take out dessert. Mango Bravo and Turtle Pie!
* had drinks with the cakes at Tarvern with Donnie. mango cake + red wine = love …………….. add 2 of my bestest friends and it’s lovelove!

Went home and spent the rest of my stay in the Magalong residence…
* watching dvd and cooking shows (Forgetting Sarah Marshall’s wicked! Watch it watch it watch it!!!! Paula Deen/Bobby Flay/Iron chefs/Top Chefs… I want to be your friend! Feed meeeeee!!!!)
* missing Carla (LLB, kumain kami ng marami for you!)
* playing with Joko’s babies, Napoleon Visa and Happy Dollar (so this makes me Lola Bunny of a shih tzu and a boston terrier)
* talking about “The Monday Plan”

Hmmm, today is Monday and my girls (and some of our boys, lol) are in Real for surfing. I’m in the confines of the office, silently cursing myself for promising my boss that I’ll be working today. I wish I can be in Real now, surfing taking pictures of them surfing after wow-ing them with my tunnel moves.

Oh well. Belated happy halloween, everyone! May you be enjoying the break, spending qt with your loved ones!

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listening to: Lindsey Buckingham – Shut Us Down